At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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