Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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