3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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