Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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