he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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