She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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