Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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