I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
