Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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