I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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