Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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