Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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