do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Randomize
