Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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