we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
