VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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