I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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