I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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