he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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