the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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