What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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