im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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