I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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