So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
