the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Couch. On fire.
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