"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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