Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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