I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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