I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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