no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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