just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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