why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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