I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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