when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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