let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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