Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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