This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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