I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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