maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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