Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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