Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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