and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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