Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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