i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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