I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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