turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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