he shaved USA in his pubs
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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