Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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