Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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