I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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