what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just want nice things and good sex
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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