i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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