By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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