he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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