do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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