You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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