i just google imaged poop.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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