Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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