How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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